Я давно так не смеялась. Не могу, обычно я такие вещи не делаю, но
отсюда перепощу в полный рост этот шедевр.
1. You can experience two seasons within 24 hours:
3. And spring is beautiful:
4. In fact, all of the weather is beautiful:
5. I mean, you can tan YEAR-ROUND:
6. The Westboro Baptist Church is banned from Canada:
7. Ice cream doesn’t melt year-round:
8. Breaking Bad is a lot happier in Canada:
9. Though things may get a little out of hand…
10. …and internet arguments can get a little heated at times…
11. …this is probably the biggest danger you’ll run into:
12. Jedi is an official, state-sanctioned church in Canada:
13. The buses are apologetic:
Via:
14. Canadian mosh pits are the most hardcore, intense experience a person can have:
15. And this is the most intense, happy moment a person can have:
16. Hawaiian pizza (aka a definite top 10 pizza) was invented in Canada:
17. The Canadian worldview is quite nice:
18. And the country itself fits this description perfectly:
19. Canadians aren’t afraid to tackle tough issues and solve big problems:
20. The province of Alberta hasn’t had a single rat in 50 years:
21. Canada dresses in style:
22. The fish are healthy and plentiful:
23. And the daily life looks a lot like this:
24. Canada is the most educated country in the world:
25. The crimes, while horrid, are still way less frequent than in the United States:
26. And the police chases are much more entertaining:
27. But thankfully it’s easy to catch someone in Canada:
28. Tattoos are way more badass:
29. And Tupac looks way cooler making it rain with Canada’s colorful bills:
30. There’s a pond that has this name:
31. And there are newspaper articles like this:
32. Oh, and “V3G1N4” is a postal code in Canada:
33. The most popular video in Canada is hilarious:
34. The mayors are way better than your stupid mayors:
35. That’s because Canada respects its politicians:
36. Probably because they are such fantastic athletes:
